Chickens Don T Fart

Author: Shane Goulette
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781540751218
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A nonsense collection of short stories and poems.

Holy Crap Chicken Soup For The Bowl

Author: Michelle Gallien
ISBN: 055743758X
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You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poop
leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea
that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by
an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. JAILBREAK When forcing
a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect
of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall

Watching The Body Burn

Author: Thomas Glynn
Publisher: Alfred A. Knopf
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He makes you do all kinds of things with coffins and skeletons and bats and
chicken hearts and dog livers." "That's so much crap, just boiled crap." "People
who've got their ... "I don't fart, and when I do you can be damn sure it ain't no
devil coming out." "When the devil is running around, where's God?" "I don't know
." "What's your religion?" "I don't know. It used to be Catholic, but lately my
parents haven't been making the payments so I don't know what we are." "I'm
Jewish," Bregman ...

American Poultry Journal

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I send everything. You don't risk a penny. , Write for Free Farts, quick. ALBERT
MILLS. 4907 Mon- ' mouth Ave., Cincinnati, Ohio □^□□_ ... DON'T BE CUT Until
You Try This Wonderful Treatment for pile suffering. If y"" t>ave Pn<;s '1 nny form
write for a FREE sample of □ Page's Pile Tablet* and you ... 188 selections
comprising Folk Songs, Nonsense Songs, Classics, Religious and National
Songs. Includes 40 songs not published in any other book. Also contains the
song SLEEP ...

Chicken Little

Author: Daryl Sharp
ISBN: 9780919123625
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Arnold was picking his teeth; D. and Rachel were examining the stone. I caught a
whiff of dog-fart, but I wasn't about to embarrass Sunny by mentioning it. When
Adam turned to face us he ... Objectively that was nonsense; subjectively it was
so, because I invested it with elements of myself. More — the best of myself, what
I wanted to be, might have been, never was or could be. "Initially, as I intimated
yesterday, the bond was so close that I was her; or, at least, she was my soul-
mate ...

The Nation

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It's an amazingly cynical boast—I don 't even gotta make no god damn sense—a
veritable caricature of superstar complacency; but one listen through Encore will
dispel any doubts that he 's serious about his devotion to nonsense. ... These
lyrics are delivered over a jittery beat, punctuated by farting and belching sound
effects, in a voice that occasionally squawks in imitation of a chicken—none of
which, I can assure you, makes them any more amusing on a CD than in the
pages of a ...

A Death In The Family

Author: James Agee
Publisher: Univ Tennessee Press
ISBN: 9781572335943
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Tore around like a chicken with its head off. 'Oh, why did it have to be me? What
have / ever done that it has to be me.'"' He made a sharp fart with his mouth. "
Knocking her head against the wall, trying to stab herself with scissors, yelling
bloody murder; you could hear her in the next block. "We're not going to stand for
any of that," he said harshly. She looked up at him with cold, fierce eyes. "Not if I
keep my sanity," she said. "Nonsense," he said. "You'll keep it." "1 think so." "I
know you ...

Plays International

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This lot cost eighteen pounds. Three for this one alone. Don't worry. I'll keep my
job and support both of us. You leave the hotel tomorrow and begin working here
, exactly where I'm standing, making paper and listening to music . . . and working
. I know we'll succeed. My uncle started out slitting chicken's gizzards and now
he's a butcher, and my ex -fiance used to trim donkeys' tails for fun and he's a
barber. GABRIEL: (his voice sharp and angry) Have you quite finished talking

Why Dogs Eat Poop

Author: Francesca Gould
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 9781585427994
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A third installment in the series that includes Why You Shouldn't Eat Boogers shares whimsically nauseating miscellany on animal subjects ranging from Monkey-Faced Lamb disease and flatulent snakes to dino-chickens and a creature that eats ...